Hi  My  NaMe   Is   SaRa  I aMa  CAdIdAtE HeRe.
 I WILL IMPRESS THEGOLD DONT. YOU TUNK I MEAN LOOK AT MY  WYER IT IS COVERED IN JULES AND MY PURPLE HAIR WOULD JUST Y LOOK GREAT WITH  GOLD BENETH ME!!!!!!!! AND OF COURC EVERY BODY LIVES ME MY SILVER BLUE EYES HYPNOTIVE THEM NOW I HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS AND EVERY BODY ELSE LOVES ME TO!!!    THEN I WILL IMPRESSES 2 MORE GOLDS AND THEN THEY WILL MATE AND I WILL IPRESS THE GOLDS IN THERE CLUTCH AD I WILL HAVE 8 GLODS.!!!! OHHHHHHHHH LOOOOOOOOOOOOK HERE COME MY FLITS I HAVE 30,  20 GOLDS AND 10 BROZES AND 5 WHITES.  OF YA I HAVE 1 BROWN HES NO GOOD IIIII  ONLY LIKE GOOOOOOOOOOOOD DRAGGONS.  BYE I HAVE TO GO FEED MY 12 PEGACORNS ARNT THEY CUTE. TTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Oh boy, I think I overdid it... If you cant figure out what is wrong with this candidate read the stuff below:

  1. I cant read it.  If I can't read it, you have a problem.

  2. The name! "Sara" very teran, this isn't earth, no earth names.  Try to come up with a more original name like Firlen.  (That name just came out of thin air I hit a random key and added the rest.)

  3. Capitals!  Hate capitals in the wrong places love them in the right places though.

  4. Bold! yet another thing I hate of course it is ok to bold a stressed word but nothing else!

  5. The link! it tells you nothing of where you are going to go, plus it does not work!

  6. Typos!  Need I say more?   Its called a spellchecker use it people!

  7. The "Jewels"! First off, its spelled wrong, secondly unless you collect jewelry it is unlikely that there will be any jewels in your weyr.  And if you do have them, a picture would be nice.

  8. Purple hair??  Hmmm, let me think.... NO.   Abnormalities like that are few and far between, there are no hair dyes on Pern and especially not purple.

  9. Every body loves her!  Well not me....  I wouldn't even consider her for a green without major revamping.

  10. Silver-blue eyes!  No one on Pern has silver-blue eyes and no one has hypnotizing eyes.

  11. No one has ever impressed more than 1dragon, the only time it has ever even been attempted is with Brekke and that didn't work, there is only 1 dragon for a candidate. 

  12. Things like "OHHHHHHHHH" and "LOOOOOOOOOOOOK" are an awesome way to show that you have an IQ of 2.

  13. Her 30 flits, the 20 gold's would fight over her 10 bronzes, that makes 30, and whites are rare you can't have 5 whites, that's 35 she said she had 30! The girl can't count.  Plus her poor dejected brown flit that she hates.   Browns are as good as any bronze same goes for blues and greens.  Plus, she has no pictures of them, if you are going to have pets, please provide pictures so we know what they look like.

  14. Her 12 pegacorns.  There is no such thing on Pern.  

  15. I'm very proud of you if you read all the way to here.   Now go look over your weyr and make sure your candidate doesn't have a snippet of "Sara" in them

Oh goodness, if someone sent me a candidate like this, I think I would be very scared, I would hide in my weyr for days, and not come out until someone kicked "Sara" off the web.

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